Two weeks ago, I wrote about where Zion Williamson should play basketball from a perspective of fun and fun alone, disregarding other factors like what the league would like best and which massive, annoying fan base would be most upset/happy to not have him/have him on their terrible team. I gave each lottery team a score based on how fun it would be to watch Zion on said team, and the New Orleans Pelicans — who will likely draft him — received a 6 out of 10. Not too bad!
This week, I want to talk about Kevin Durant, who…
In the wild and enormous internet, there are already countless articles discussing the potential landing spots of Zion Williamson and the reverberations his presence will bring upon our humble Planet Earth. From tanking teams to trades with contenders, talented writers across the nation are thinking and writing about the franchise-altering prospect from Duke.
But I’m not employed by any news organization or website, and I don’t want to talk about that, and also this is just a tiny Medium account. They say no man is an island, but except they are dumb and wrong, because I am an island, in…
Time to kill
was always an illusion
- CHVRCHES
Time is love
Gotta run
- Josh Turner
It’s now been five years since the final episode of How I Met Your Mother aired and I watched it and cried but only a little bit with Will and Ellie in the old apartment which he and I called the Wolves’ Den. Our place was situated just north of Campus Corner, from which busy noises often used to flutter, the sounds of students going out and getting drunk and forgetting themselves, dancing sweaty and alive in tiny bars we never felt comfortable…
I’ve been going to the Regal Cinemas Spotlight 14 in Norman for almost five years. It’s a grimy, aging theater which hasn’t been remodeled, I’m guessing, since it’s opening, based on the stained, fading carpets and the odd, misplaced humidity. …
Austin Chandler
The hero that you neither deserve nor need.
